How is the moon like a dollar?
They both have 4 quarters.
What is alive and has only 1 foot?
A leg.
When do giraffes have 8 feet?
When there are two of them.
What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter?
24 cents.
If there were 9 cats on a bridge and one jumped over the edge, how many would be left?
None - they are copycats.
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
It happens once in a minute, twice in a week, and once in a year. What is it?
The letter 'e'.
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Wow, have I got problems!
xx,5KN
Saturday 25 February 2012
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